Boy Howdy!

So. I came home from Stations again. Fun stuff tonight I must say. Where should I begin? Well. Jason's hat was very... unique to say the least. Anyway. We were talking to lil Jesus and I told him my "three old ladies" joke. Jason's line came back... And lo and behold he's actually nailing Jesus!!!!... To the cross. Matt has to read the line tho.. I think it goes "When they began nailing Jesus to the cross" But Mrs. Homer told him to pause after nailing... NO LIE!! I was surprised! We had some "beautiful" singin from Yaz and lots of enthusiasm from the freshmen folk. Our little Jesus(whose name is Jeff) pointed out that Nicodemus says "I was attracted to Jesus". I think we may have corrupted him? Ah. This brings back memories from when Sean and Kenny were still here. We used to get each other to mess up by saying random things. Like... "Fluffy", "Wallpaper", "Foible", "Clown Penis"... Those were good times. [all we know is all we are]

Penance and Stations!

Okie so.. I JUST got back from church cuz I'm helping with the stations of the cross shadow drama that we're doing. Anyway yesterday we went to penance and Tom and I had a field trip! I won't get into the details but if you want them go to her journal. She's tommap58th. So. My friend Jason and I were talking about livening up this year's stations by making it into a musical. Kinda like Jesus Christ Superstar: St. Maggie's Style. We were bustin a move and we were making up songs like "Too Jesus, Too Jesus to Quit". We even thought about different Jesus-es...Short Jesus, Hammer Jesus, Chunky Jesus, Malnutritioned Jesus. Short Jesus was the favorite. So as we were going thru our plot, I said "Hey Jason. You can be the gay soldier". And he responded, "Yeah Jesus I'm gonna nail you." ....o_O Jigga WHAT!!!! He said he didn't mean it that way folks.But later our "little Jesus" Jeff who's a freshman was looking at the shadows of the Chaiaphas... Who looked like he had a set of sagging....chest things(They were actually the shadow of the cape). We finished off the night by having Jason sing Britney Spears and dropping better than I've seen most girls drop...So needless to say it was quite an eventful evening! [now maybe i could have made my own mistakes]

Confirmation

I just came back from the Confirmation mass. James' sisters and Andrew (not that Andrew!) got confirmed while I got to greet people and help set up downstairs in the lower hall... Anyway. It has come to my attention that I did forget some things(see previous entry) and I can't believe I forgot! A thousand pardons! By the way...Stacie's REALLY PISSING ME OFF!!! She can't shut up! It's all about Meet Me in St. Louis which is god awful cuz the chorus is like 5 people. I feel so bad for Jared and Devon... Nope I just feel bad for Jared. O and the people who wasted their money to listen to Stacie sing...[everything looks perfect from far away]

Color Day!

So yesterday was color day. Of course we were red which is just about the easiest color to wear. That red mullet was great! Anyway. We had most of the teachers wearing red. Dr. Stiles, Mrs. Lahey, Mrs. Lytle, Mrs. Earls, Chef Nick, Guidance, Tim! Although I'm quite disappointed in Doc Len cuz he sided w/ the juniors. That picture he posed for was pretty funny though so I guess that makes up for it... Sarah Hart read us a great paper on the 7th graders vs. the seniors. It was hilarious! Hm... What else happened? Well May and Francis came over! They had dinner and then study for their test. I think that was all...?[end transmission]

Art!!

I made my flag for my self portrait and it looks SOOOOOOO GOOD!!! I'm so proud of it! That's really all! Howdy everyone! Guys! We should go sledding WITH THE CUSHIONS!!! Our Trays are still behind the building! They must be disgusting though.... [see you space cowboy]

The Adventures of Chef Nick!

Well Tom and I hung out after school. She had Peer Ministry and I was just bored. So we went down to the snack shack to get some food. We saw the trays/sleds in the same place we left them last December?? So when we eventually got to the shack, the soda machine wasn't working as usual so Chef Nick opened itand helped basically all of the remaining Peer Ministers who needed drinks. Someone forgot to buy snacks? Anyway Tom wanted to get some Oreos but they got stuck in the machine. We asked Chef Garlik for some help but he was busy. So some of my sophomore friends suggested I give it a kick... So I made sure he wasn't watching and gave it a lil kick... whack! They they said to kick it again.. So I did!! TWHACK!! And we got the Oreos!! So it wasn't really the Adventures of Chef Nick! It was the adverntures of Tom and Joe! THE END. [mission accomplished]

Oh! Ah! Fquagats!....?

Eh Does anyone know the correct spelling of that word in "Everybody to the limit"??.... Anyway stopped by homestarrunner and checked out some good stuff! That Strongbad Email with Homsar as a modestly hot girl, you know the kind that are only sorta hot so they don't mess around with other guys? Was pretty funny. Especially when Strong Sad has a tail and horns..."I'm evil" YAY!!! Hey TOM wuts goin down?? So. Yesterday I saw Mrs. Ecsedy and Sr. Joanne in the hall and this is what happened....(FLASHBACK)Me: Well Isn't it my two favorite adults in this school!Mrs. Ecsedy: Well hello there!Sr. Joanne: Flattery will get you everything.(END FLASHBACK)I must admit I was shocked! A nun sayin somethin like that??? Ahh well. It's UA and it's Sr. Joanne. So I guess weird things can happen! [end transmission]