Lil' Kidlets and the Evil of Englilish

Have u ever noticed that when a kid starts off a rant with the phrase "I learned a new word today..." it usually isn't somethin u wanna be hearin (though its usually REALLY funny!). Anyway kids can be cute sometimes I guess. I had this lil boy come up to me and say "Love is evil". I was like "OK u r in 2nd grade?" Then he said "No. Love is 'Evol' spelt backwards!" "Great!...Where'd u learn that?" "My teacher told me"... GREAT... What r these kids learnin in school? See English is an evil, evil thing. Especially when its taught by a heinous taskmaster who excercises her devilish nature by way of British Literature. Anyway the only thing fun about Englilish is prolly making fun of it (sorry to all those who like english, this is my personal journal and I'll say what I damn please!). Take Strong Bad for example. Sure he's a sorry excuse for a wrestler, but he's got a town/country/continent named after him, Strongbadia. He answered a letter from Kyle "the Yellow Dart" Smith... I think that's his name.. about writing an Englilish paper. It was pretty good... well maybe not. But with the Cheat I don't think anyone can go wrong. Anyway. Kid's NEED to learn IMPORTANT stuff not British Lit! We NEED to be taught to express our thoughts and have FREEDOM!!! FREEDOM I SAY!! U don't learn that from writing stupid research papers! More creative writing is needed. And that is why kids the government is bad. It forces us to bear witness to the horrors of... British Literature.. It's a conspiracy. I can feel it. Damn the Man!! We should have a United Earth Sphere Alliance!That is all.[end transmission]